September 2011

Hey, Families! Get a DVR So You’ll Never Have to Talk Again!

That’s what all of these ads for multiple DVRs should just come out and say. The examples they show, where you move from room to room watching the same damn show—while you eat! While you loaf on the couch! While you pick your nose in bed!—are downright detestable. Forget living your life. Why would you want to live in reality when you can watch M*A*S*H reruns or all of your taped reality shows all day, every day of your life?

Numb yourself with beer and DVR’d shows and you will BE HAPPY.